The ultimate dad joke compilation
Reblog for “Robeneros”
what a country
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
THIS IS MY FAVORITEST POST
MADE ME CHOKE ON MY BREAKFAST
No. No. NO! We are not bringing this 2006 ass song back!
Name: Crises Of Fate - Disco Mix
Remixed by: nekonohime
Original music: ‘Crises of Fate’ from the Gyakuten Kenji Original Soundtrack, composed by Noriyuki Iwadare and Yasuko Yamada.
nothing’s funnier than seeing how phoenix and apollo look from the front in their head-shaking gifs because like
polly looks like you just told a terrible joke and he’s extremely disappointed in you
whereas nick looks like he’s concentrating really hard on not shitting his pants in public
No Swinggity | Minimatic
there are 2 types of people on this planet:
People who love swing, and liars.