prozd:

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

what a country

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jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

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squidlici0us:

mayor-malena:

sleepie-crossing:

reilycrossing:

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THIS IS MY FAVORITEST POST

MADE ME CHOKE ON MY BREAKFAST

No. No. NO! We are not bringing this 2006 ass song back!

Remixed by nekonohime - Crises of Fate - Disco Mix
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aceattorneymusic:

Name: Crises Of Fate - Disco Mix
Remixed by:
nekonohime

Original music: ‘Crises of Fate’ from the Gyakuten Kenji Original Soundtrack, composed by Noriyuki Iwadare and Yasuko Yamada. 

herrfivehead:

nothing’s funnier than seeing how phoenix and apollo look from the front in their head-shaking gifs because like

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polly looks like you just told a terrible joke and he’s extremely disappointed in you

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whereas nick looks like he’s concentrating really hard on not shitting his pants in public

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Minimatic - No Swinggity
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nicholanton:

pixelavender:

No Swinggity | Minimatic

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[Gif: x]

there are 2 types of people on this planet:

People who love swing, and liars.

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